Slytherin song

Sorting Hat Songs

The Sorting Hat is famous at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for many reasons. It holds the important responsibility of determining a new student’s house and also creates its own songs that it sings to the whole student body at the beginning of each Sorting Ceremony that takes place during the Welcome Feast. Although Harry missed out on the Sortings in his second, third, and sixth year, he did manage to hear the others. Read on to find them all!

Harry Potter and the Philosopher‘s/Sorcerer‘s Stone

Oh, you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A smarter hat than me.
You can keep your bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat
And I can cap them all.
There's nothing hidden in your head
The Sorting Hat can't see,
So try me on and I will tell you
Where you ought to be.
You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart;
You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil;
Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
If you've a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;
Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folk use any means
To achieve their ends.
So put me on! Don't be afraid!
And don't get in a flap!
You're in safe hands (though I have none)
For I'm a Thinking Cap!

Spoiler title

Harry wasn't the only one to miss the Sorting in Chamber of Secrets. He and Ron flew the Weasleys' car to Hogwarts after Dobby had sealed the gateway to Platform 9 3/4, and then crashed it into the Whomping Willow that sits on the school grounds. Lucky for the both of them, Professor McGonagall didn't find it necessary to expel them!

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Harry missed the Sorting in his third year because a Dementor crawled into the trio's compartment on the Hogwarts Express, and the very presence of the Dementor made Harry pass out. Harry was taken to the hospital wing once the train reached Hogwarts.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

A thousand years or more ago,
When I was newly sewn,
There lived four wizards of renown,
Whose names are still well known:
Bold Gryffindor, from wild moor,
Fair Ravenclaw, from glen,
Sweet Hufflepuff, from valley broad,
Shrewd Slytherin, from fen.
They shared a wish, a hope, a dream,
They hatched a daring plan
To educate young sorcerers
Thus Hogwarts School began.
Now each of these four founders
Formed their own house, for each
Did value different virtues
In the ones they had to teach.
By Gryffindor, the bravest were
Prized far beyond the rest;
For Ravenclaw, the cleverest
Would always be the best;
For Hufflepuff, hard workers were
Most worthy of admission;
And power-hungry Slytherin
Loved those of great ambition.
While still alive they did divide
Their favorites from the throng,
Yet how to pick the worthy ones
When they were dead and gone?
'Twas Gryffindor who found the way,
He whipped me off his head
The founders put some brains in me
So I could choose instead!
Now slip me snug about your ears,
I've never yet been wrong,
I'll have a look inside your mind
And tell where you belong!

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

In times of old when I was new
And Hogwarts barely started
The founders of our noble school
Thought never to be parted:
United by a common goal,
They had the selfsame yearning,
To make the world's best magic school
And pass along their learning.
"Together we will build and teach!"
The four good friends decided
And never did they dream that they
Might someday be divided,
For were there such friends anywhere
As Slytherin and Gryffindor?
Unless it was the second pair
Of Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw?
So how could it have gone so wrong?
How could such friendships fail?
Why, I was there and so can tell
The whole sad, sorry tale.
Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those
Whose ancestry is purest."
Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose
Intelligence is surest."
Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach all those
With brave deeds to their name."
Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot,
And treat them just the same."
These differences caused little strife
When first they came to light,
For each of the four founders had
A House in which they might
Take only those they wanted, so,
For instance, Slytherin
Took only pure-blood wizards
Of great cunning, just like him,
And only those of sharpest mind
Were taught by Ravenclaw
While the bravest and the boldest
Went to daring Gryffindor.
Good Hufflepuff, she took the rest,
And taught them all she knew,
Thus the Houses and their founders
Retained friendships firm and true.
So Hogwarts worked in harmony
For several happy years,
But then discord crept among us
Feeding on our faults and fears.
The Houses that, like pillars four,
Had once held up our school,
Now turned upon each other and,
Divided, sought to rule.
And for a while it seemed the school
Must meet an early end,
What with dueling and with fighting
And the clash of friend on friend
And at last there came a morning
When old Slytherin departed
And though the fighting then died out
He left us quite downhearted.
And never since the founders four
Were whittled down to three
Have the Houses been united
As they once were meant to be.
And now the Sorting Hat is here
And you all know the score:
I sort you into Houses
Because that is what I'm for,
But this year I'll go further,
Listen closely to my song:
Though condemned I am to split you
Still I worry that it's wrong,
Though I must fulfill my duty
And must quarter every year
Still I wonder whether Sorting
May not bring the end I fear.
Oh, know the perils, read the signs,
The warning history shows,
For our Hogwarts is in danger
From external, deadly foes
And we must unite inside her
Or we'll crumble from within.
I have told you, I have warned you...
Let the Sorting now begin.

Spoiler title

After Harry's meeting with the Slug Club on the train to Hogwarts, Harry decided to follow Blaise Zabini as he entered into a Slytherin compartment containing Malfoy. However, when done "spying" on him, Malfoy cast the body-binding spell and Harry couldn't move a muscle, especially after Malfoy completely stomped all over his face. Tonks came to the train and healed Harry, but he arrived late and missed the Sorting Ceremony.

Spoiler title

Harry does not attend Hogwarts in this book. Given the takeover of the school by Death Eaters, we are not even sure there was a house sorting.


The Band

Album Artwork: Zoe Riches

February Playlist | Gamer cat, Anime cat, Pretty cats*It’s a Slytherin World is playing in Gamercat‘s headphones*

Oh hey, didn’t see you there! I was busy rocking out to some amazing Slytherin music! Did you know that I’m 51% Ravenclaw and 49% Slytherin? I love being part of both of these Hogwarts Houses. Sssssssso, let’ssssss get to it, yeah?

This week, I’m reviewing Songs of a Slytherin by Luna (not) Lovegood. The eight-track album was released on October 31, 2020 and was written, recorded, produced, and released all remotely during the pandemic. Luna (not) Lovegood hails from Providence, RI, and writes about life as a Slytherin student whose name happens to be Luna Lovegood.

The Tracks

Songs of a Slytherin opens with Occlumency, a song which begins a cappella, and adds instrumentals halfway through. The vocals are clear and beautiful, with harmonies that immediately catch your attention (and if you know me, you know I love a good harmony section).

We segue into a ukulele track entitled Romilda Vane. I quickly added this to my playlist that I listen to when I need to feel hype. Rap-quick lyrics combined with some good old fashioned vocal belting makes me want to put on heels and dark lipstick – and that’s impressive considering I haven’t worn either of those things in years!

Quidditch is next on the album. This pop love song has a great beat and a catchy chorus. I very much enjoyed the chill vibe this track gave off.

We jump right into another love song with a sound that reminds me a lot of Adele. Horcruxed Heart tells of how to destroy horcruxes to mend a broken heart. Piano paired with strings provide a lovely accompaniment to this stirring vocal performance.

Luna takes us on a trip to Azkaban in the next song. The haunting melody, lyrics, and instrumentals come together for a chilling reminder that not everyone who ends up in Azkaban is a bad person, or even guilty. “No one loves you when you’re in Azkaban.”

I’m in Love (with a Gryffindor) is a wonderful representation of what it is like to be in love with someone from a Hogwarts House that’s famous for disliking your own. I have always enjoyed reading and listening to friendships and relationships between Slytherins and Gryffindors. This song gives off Wizard Love vibes, which is one of my personal favorite songs.

Starting with a far-off echoing melody, The Sorting Song sounds like a phoenix singing. Eric Whitacre-like harmonies below the melody provide a soothing foundation for this song.

The album ends with Slytherin Anthem, which is a great song for anyone who wants to feel Slytherin pride. There is a rap break in which Luna mentions that she doesn’t stand with JK Rowling, which I personally appreciated. Lots of percussion is used that makes me long for my marching band days. This is a wonderful song to clap along to, and a fantastic end to an equally fantastic album.

In Summary

Songs of a Slytherin is available for free download on Luna’s website. If you are a fan of Slytherins, love songs, or great music in general, this album is for you! I could really feel the heart and soul that went into this album. Overall, this album gets 8/8 snaky hisses from me!

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that ur listening There's snakes in the house like Slytherin I appear in the room with a cloud of smoke Assasinate the beat While you masturbate in ur
know I aint really gotta say it too much cus if i do it then these pussies gone move They gone move like slytherin they gone move like you are not my
Cocooned in the cash i'm cocooned in the racks Parsel tongue Slytherin slimy we slat Alex Mcqueen keep me cozy no cap Shorty's true person disguised
garage When I see a couple I sabotage Put on a show round of applause Pull the stick got sticks like Slytherin, but I ain't no snake I only shed dividends
on the loose I see fela on the shrooms Heir to Slytherin comin thru Lemme talk your mans Trynna figure what’s the plan Jackson 5 make him dance Bonjour bitch we
sick of all of this Cali talk when them bums just smoking menthol Dem boys liars dem boys snakes Slithering like they're Slytherin But we're not giving
Dropping my top Burning Michelin (Skrrrrr) I slide wit my Slytherin Rolling OG That’s my medicine (Ooooh) I blow it in the wind I get the pounds With
Come so lethal, call me Draco in the end, I'll be your friend I be Slytherin around like Malfoy King, I make amends Take a Hufflepuff of weed and get
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Rock the coke white lab coat Dime bag Dee Dee Dexter's Laboratory She just wanna ride with a dark magician Slick tongue Slytherin Just let me spell
Word Pulled up like wizard Hufflepuff hufflepuff daddy When you see me shake it like maracas With the talka with my slytherin He been slidin through It's
the intro I'm the golden green Slytherin Closer to your throat Slitting and slithering away From these contracts while snickering From these contracts while
Draco Malfoy what's your problem? All your friends think you're rad 'Cause you treat me so bad You think you're so cool 'Cause you're Slytherin's seeker
a therapist  Ive been walking in the dark it made me it made me see the better things I'm not running, slytherin Through my nemesis I'm not running,
You’re a boy not a scout The bigger dinny gets, the snakes come out like Slytherin House I solve my problems by the violence with a whack And I’m
understand Me I'm sending messages to fans Hoping for their sake I can find the upper hand Coz while I sit and Hufflepuff These man are Slytherin to snake
I've ever been And my pockets full of presidents Jottin' down rhymes for the Benjamin's Slytherin on anything I want to now Bitch you know I've got

Slytherin - Songs

Rosalie - THIN LIZZY

Hell Ain't A Bad Place To Be - AC/DC

Sweet Child o' Mine - GUNS N ROSES

Enter Sandman - METALLICA

Good Times Bad Times - LED ZEPPELIN

Fat Bottomed Girls - QUEEN

Sin City - AC/DC

Fool For Your Loving - WHITESNAKE

Psycho Killer - TALKING HEADS

Cold Sweat - THIN LIZZY

Should I Stay or Should I Go - THE CLASH

Sharp Dressed Man - ZZ Top





Overdose - AC/DC


Is This Love - BOB MARLEY

Bartender & the Thief - STEREOPHONICS

Used To Love Her - GUNS N ROSES

Live Wire - AC/DC


Local Boy In The Photograph - STEREOPHONICS


Tainted Love - SOFT CELL


You're So Vain - CARLY SIMON

Tie Your Mother Down - QUEEN

I Love Rock n' Roll - JOAN JETT

Supersonic - OASIS

Mamma Mia - ABBA

Roadhouse Blues - STATUS QUO

Does Your Mother Know - ABBA


I Heard It Through The Grapevine - MARVIN GAYE

Don't You Want Me - HUMAN LEAGUE

Song 2 - BLUR


I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor - ARCTIC MONKEYS

Kids In America - KIM WILDE

Hungry Like The Wolf - DURAN DURAN

Whole Lotta Rosie - AC/DC



Suffragette City - DAVID BOWIE

Are You Gonna Be My Girl - JET

I Saw Her Standing There - BEATLES

Tush - ZZ TOP



Twist n' Shout - BEATLES

On A Plain - NIRVANA

Are You Gonna Go My Way - LENNY KRAVITZ



Whole Lotta Love - LED ZEPPELIN

Feeling Good - MUSE

The House Is Rocking - STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN

You Really Got Me - THE KINKS


It's A Long Way To The Top - AC/DC

Cig's And Alcohol - OASIS

Squealer - AC/DC

Time Is Running Out - MUSE

Molly's Chambers - KINGS OF LEON


Jailbreak - THIN LIZZY


Young Lust - PINK FLOYD

Ever Fallen In Love - BUZZCOCKS

Walking By Myself - GARY MOORE


Fight For Your Right - BEASTIE BOYS

You Sexy Thing - HOT CHOCOLATE

Build Me Up Buttercup - FOUNDATIONS

Touch Too Much - AC/DC

New Rose - DAMNED

Word Up - CAMEO

Even Flow - PEARL JAM

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